Dio's Dead

Ronnie James Dio has died of stomach cancer. Upon announcing this news to my husband and sons, the following conversation took place:

Son #1: What? What did he die of?!

Hubs: Being short...

Son #1: Har. Seriously, what did he die of?

Husband: I told you, being short.

Me: No, he died from having long hair. 'Twas a lethal combination...

Husband: Actually, his hair was normal length, it just looked real long 'cause he was so short....

*sigh*...it's going to be one of those nights a la NinjaMedic maison.