116

It's hot.

How hot, you ask?

Try 116. ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN DEGREES FARENHEIT.

I have never been exposed to heat of this magnitude before. Ever.

I don't like it. I'd rather be cold. At least when it's cold, you can put more clothing on. When it's hot like this....well, there's only so much you can take off, ya dig?

It wouldn't be so bad were it not so damn humid. The air is incredibly heavy and just fat with moisture; it's like walking into a warm wet blanket every time you step outside.

Oh, how I long for the Great Plains of South Dakota. At least the air is dry there.