To: NM’s body

To: Head  From: NinjaMedic CC: Sinuses; Nose; Throat; Temperature; Guts
Re: Inconsistency

Make up your bloody minds, will you?  Either hurt, or don't hurt.  Run, or don't run.  Be hot, or be cold.  All this hurt/run/hot one minute and don't hurt/stuffy/cold the next is getting to be a real drag and I've just about had enough of it (and you).

Oh, and you guts needn't think that you're off the hook just because I haven't mentoned you yet, because you're not: either reject food or accept it, and do it ONE END AT A TIME.   Your current work ethic of BOTH ENDS AT THE SAME TIME is unacceptable.  

Get your act together, all of you.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Toodles,

NM