Ronnie James Dio has died of stomach cancer. Upon announcing this news to my husband and sons, the following conversation took place:
Son #1: What? What did he die of?!
Hubs: Being short...
Son #1: Har. Seriously, what did he die of?
Husband: I told you, being short.
Me: No, he died from having long hair. 'Twas a lethal combination...
Husband: Actually, his hair was normal length, it just looked real long 'cause he was so short....
*sigh*...it's going to be one of those nights a la NinjaMedic maison.
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