Wednesday, February 25, 2009


Most everyone has eyebrows. They're good for keeping water and sweat and such out of our eyes; women sometimes pluck or wax them and older men have to get them trimmed at the barber shop.

Some people, however, go to an extreme with their brow grooming (and distinct lack thereof) and it's those people I have decided to feature in this, my 200th post.

Most people want to get RID of a unibrow, not have their natural brows off and pencil a unibrow in. Don't ever get me started on the lips....

This isn't quite a unibrow, but it comes dangerously close. Again with the shaving off your own natural brows and drawing fake ones on....

Speaking of natural brows....if she has this much hair on her face, I can only imagine how much hair she has elsewhere, if you know what I mean.

Umm....yeah. Words fail me.

Were it not for the drastically overplucked brows and the fake kissy face, this girl might be somewhat attractive....

I hope those are eyeliner and not tattoos...but hey, whatever floats your boat. I wouldn't want to see them when she'd 70, though.

Now these ARE tatted on. She's got blonde hair and black artificial looking brows. Hmm.

The one on the left is boderline too much, but the one on the right? Dude, less is sometimes more!

Since when do eyebrow arches come 2/3 of the way up your forehead? What happens when she looks surprised?? Brow/hairline connection, perhaps?

A TRIFECTA!!! Bonus!

I don't know if this is a very masculine looking girl or a boy with eyeliner.


Umm...honey, eye brows aren't supposed to look like hooks. You're such a pretty girl...why, chickie, why?

I am stunned into silence here.

Ok, WTF? Were you stoned when you drew these on, woman?

I sometimes wonder if people look in the mirror before they leave the house, and if they do, do they see what everyone else sees?


RD said...

Your post causes me to wonder where you fond al of these photos..............

Ninja Medic said...

Rd: hahaha! They were an email forward that Urbaner sent me last fall when I was having a hard time after surgery.

I don't troll the 'net looking for photos of people with fucked up eyebrows, don't worry. I just go looking for yarn pr0n and trauma photos instead.

Anonymous said...

That last one looks like she's drawn a "shadow" about a centimeter further round her face than her real eyebrows for when they grow back...