Surgeon said yes to smaller boobies.
Not THAT big, he said. But, big for me.
Can't guarrantee that it'll take care of all of you back pain, he said.
It's not just about the pain, I said. It's about function too. If I get minimal pain relief but I can run and swim and lay on my belly, if I can reach and stretch and not have them get in the way at work and wear nice bras and bikinis, I'll be a happy camper.
You're in, he said. I'll tell your insurance I want to do it, and I don't think there'll be too much of a problem. Haven't had a denial in years.
Cool beans, I said.
Smaller boobies for me! Yay!
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