Numbah Too 'lingthis morning: "Man, dad was snoring LOUD last night. I shut my bedroom door and turned my TV on but I could STILL hear him"
Future Trauma surgeon last week: "How in the hell do you manage to sleep with dad? Since you moved the head of your bed against my bedroom wall I have to move my pillows and stuff down to the other end of the bed or else I can't get any sleep!"
Me, every night at some point, usually more than once: "Dude, roll over. You're snoring. ROLL OVER!"
Urbaner, most every night: "No, I'm not. It's your imagination..."
As of this morning, though, he cannot deny it any longer.
I don't know which is going to be worse, though...him snoring, or the noise of a CPAP machine. :/
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