You SNORE!!!

Numbah Too 'lingthis morning: "Man, dad was snoring LOUD last night. I shut my bedroom door and turned my TV on but I could STILL hear him"

Future Trauma surgeon last week: "How in the hell do you manage to sleep with dad? Since you moved the head of your bed against my bedroom wall I have to move my pillows and stuff down to the other end of the bed or else I can't get any sleep!"

Me, every night at some point, usually more than once: "Dude, roll over. You're snoring. ROLL OVER!"

Urbaner, most every night: "No, I'm not. It's your imagination..."

As of this morning, though, he cannot deny it any longer.

I don't know which is going to be worse, though...him snoring, or the noise of a CPAP machine. :/