(Ways to royally piss off NinjaMedic, # 342):
DO NOT ask me to knit some samples of baby hats and booties and mittens
THEN proceed to tell everyone how you don't like any of them
BUT keep all of the samples anyway
It's not only fucked up, it's also a sure-fire way to ensure that I don't knit anything for you, ever.
Knit your own fucking baby hat, lady. Oh that's right, I forgot....you can't, 'cause you don't know how.
Sucks to be you, I guess!