Make sure your ducks are in a row

Before you go courting the media, you really should make sure your ducks are in a row and you are above reproach. Because if you don't, this is what can happen:

Boy named Adolf Hitler, his sisters removed from parents' home by New Jersey authorities




State authorities have removed Adolf Hilter Campbell and his two sisters from their parents' home in Holland Township, township police Chief David Van Gilson said today.
New Jersey's Division of Youth and Family Services took the 3-year-old, as well as JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, 1, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who turns 1 in April, the chief said.
The parents, Heath and Deborah Campbell, were to appear for a hearing today at the Hunterdon County Justice Center, the chief said, but the hearing was postponed.

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/warren-county/index.ssf/2009/01/boy_named_adolf_hitler_his_sis.html

I don't really have anything else to add, just that I'm interested to see WHY they were removed and to call their parents knuckle-dragging-neck-tatted-genetic-donors.

That's all.