Urbaner, the 'lings and I went out for lunch today. Nowhere very exciting, just Golden Corral - we have four meat eaters and a vegetarian, so a buffet style lets everyone eat what they like and want.
We sat at two tables; the 'lings at one and Urbie and I at the other. They were off scouting for food and I was in the middle of a nice salad - actually, I had a cherry tomato in my mouth - when Urbaner looks up at me and with a very stoic expression on his face and says " So, how about a blowjob?"
He's had to do the Heimlich on me once before (chunk of chicken breast that went down the wrong way) and he very nearly had to do it again.
(And, no, he didn't get what he asked for. Yet, anyway....)
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